Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The Rules

If you are a man and you see a woman walking down the street cross the street while still a block away and then cross back a block later, do not come running up behind her and say, "Excuse me, ma'am, would you like to come to a party."

Especially not if it's midnight and she's walking home from work.

It doesn't matter if you have a French accent.

1 comment:

OakMonster said...


Time to arm you with some pepper spray.

I need to replace mine. You wanna go mace shopping? ;-D